63 Dank Things on Amazon That Are Cheap As Hell

You don't need to spend a day by the ocean to get beachy waves — just fire up this hot tool. The tourmaline ceramic plates help tame unwanted frizz while infusing shine, and the head is adjustable up to 400 degrees Fahrenheit. Dual voltage allows you to use it worldwide, and the auto shut-off feature keep is useful for forgetful minds.

You don't have to fill up a messy bath for your pet; just give them a wash using this handheld pet shower head. It slips onto your shower head in just a few seconds, and the hose is 5 feet long so that it's easy to maneuver all over your bathroom.

Plug up your sink with this stopper, or even put it in your bathtub for a relaxing soak after a long day. The bright blue shade adds a cool pop of color to your tub, and the built-in suction cup ensures that it stays put while you bathe.

Apparently, the histamines found in wine can cause headaches — but you can try to prevent them by using this filter before you start sipping. It filters out all those impurities (including sulfites) without changing the flavor of your wine, and it's the perfect size to keep in your bag when you're on the go.

With steel rods on the inside that adjust to fit a variety of nuts and bolts, this socket is an easy way to downsize an overflowing tool collection. It's perfect for everything from DIY projects to car repairs. Plus, it'll even work on stripped bolts.

You don't have to worry about any metal aftertastes when you're drinking from this wine tumbler, as the inside is coated with three layers of smooth, tasteless ceramic. The outer walls are made from chic stainless steel, and you're not limited to just wine — it's also great for hot chocolate, tea, coffee, and more.

Why dirty up a knife when you could just use the spreader built into this lid? Simply replace your current peanut butter lid with this one, and it'll be ready to save yourself some mess whenever you need a quick snack.

Ensuring that all your picture frames are even is as easy as grabbing this kit. The built-in level makes it easy to double-check that everything looks straight, and there are even spikes to mark the wall with along with scratch-proof grips.

Whereas many traditional plungers only push at clogs, this plunger digs down deep to loosen up stubborn debris. It's made with a flexible head and a rustproof, stainless steel handle to keep it looking nice no matter how long you've had it. Plus, each order also comes with a holder caddy.

It's never a bad idea to keep a pack of this moldable glue on hand — especially if you prefer cheap home repairs over calling a handyman. It's so strong that it can hold up to 4.4 pounds — and it'll adhere to glass, ceramics, wood, and more. But the best part? It's also waterproof as well as heat- and cold-resistant.

Pair this smart LED light bulb with Alexa or Google Assistant, and you'll be able to control it using voice commands. There's no smart hub required, and the downloadable app lets you set schedules so that it's on when you come home.

Once you've paired this smart light switch with your phone, you'll be able to turn it on and off no matter how far away you are (as long as you're connected to Wi-Fi). It's also compatible with Alexa in case you'd like to use voice commands, and many reviewers wrote about how it's "easy to install."

You don't need to buy multiple pie crust shields in varying sizes; just grab this adjustable one. It's BPA-free as well as heat-resistant up to 500 degrees Fahrenheit, which means you can easily put it into the oven without worrying about it melting.

Want to make sure your glasses don't get dinged up? Just grab this hard-style case. It's weather-resistant to keep your spectacles high and dry in the rain, and it's designed to fit nearly any pair of glasses. Each order also comes with a cleaning cloth made from soft microfiber.

Few things will ruin your mood as quickly as hurting your fingers with a hammer, so why not keep your digits protected with this guard? The one-size-fits-all finger straps are adjustable, and the strong neodymium magnets on the inside keep your nail held in place as you whack away.

Don't want to mess with complicated wires? Just pop these LED strips under cabinets, over workbenches, or anywhere that could use a little light. Each one only requires three AA batteries, and reviewers found that you can trim the strips to fit your spaces.

Made from soft silicone that shouldn't chafe your skin, this strap lets you loop your keys onto water bottles, bags, and even your arm. The micro-lock holds up to three keys — and if you're not a fan of yellow, you also have the option of blue or charcoal.

Whether you're feeling blue, red, or somewhere in the middle, you'll be able to find a color in this mood lamp that suits your emotions. There are more than 15 million shades to choose from, and the free downloadable app lets you switch around without having to get up.

Attach this flashlight to your belt, or even let the flexible legs stand on their own while you tackle DIY projects. You can also wrap the legs around poles (depending on the task), and it comes in various color choices.

Just plug your devices into these smart plugs, and you'll be able to control them remotely using the free downloadable app that comes with every order. Installation is as simple as plugging them in and synching them with your home's Wi-Fi. But the best part is that they're also compatible with Google Home as well as Alexa.

You won't have to worry about this smartphone tripod snapping, as it's made from heavy-duty aluminum that shouldn't break no matter how far you extend it out. Each order comes with a wireless remote so you can take photos without having to race against a timer — no downloadable app necessary.

Not only are these stainless steel stud earrings stylish, but they're also hypoallergenic and come in five different sizes so you'll have all your bases covered. In fact, these studs are so beloved, they've earned ratings from 8,000 Amazon reviewers — plus an impressive 4.5-star rating overall.

Tired of waking up to frizzy bedhead? These pillowcases are made from soft, silky satin that creates less friction (and therefore frizz) against your mane than regular cotton. They're also stain-resistant, and come in dozens of rich shades to match your sheets.

Looking for an easy way to upgrade your morning coffee? This frother whips up delicious, frothy milk that turns any cup of coffee into an indulgent experience. It runs at an ultra-silent level so that you can use it at the office, and it only requires two AA batteries (which are not included.)

Just fill this cute little penguin with baking soda and then pop it into your fridge to get rid of any unwanted odors. There are zero gels, beads, or disposable filters required, and he takes up hardly any space at all — even if you stick him on a shelf.

Tired of cleaning up coffee grounds after every brew? Then start scooping your grounds out using this pre-portioned spoon. It's the perfect size for single-serve capsules, and the built-in funnel prevents grounds from spilling out when you pour.

Regular drip coffee machines aren't great for cold brew, whereas this pour-over model delivers rich, flavorful coffee without the need for disposable filters. The borosilicate glass is heat-resistant, and it's large enough to make up to 8 cups of coffee.

Need a place to stash your phone while you're driving? This holder fits into your cupholder so that you can easily follow GPS, stream music, and more. It's designed to work with any type of smartphone, and the flexible gooseneck makes it easy to adjust the viewing angle.

Just slap one of these strainers up against your pot, and then tip it over to drain away all that excess water. They take up hardly any storage space compared to regular strainers, and both pieces are made from stainless steel. Use them with any pot or pan up to 10 inches in diameter.

Bars of soap quickly become squishy messes if left alone in the shower, so why not keep them in these bags? They help prolong the life of your bars, and each order comes with five — enough for each bar of soap in your home (and then some.)

Admit it — that little gap between your stove and countertop hardly ever gets cleaned, right? In that case, you'll definitely want to grab these silicone covers. Just pop one over that gap, and it'll stop food from dripping down the sides of your stove.

Don't strain your eyes to read in the dark — just clip this book light onto your pages. The battery is rechargeable via USB, and the flexible gooseneck means you can easily point it in any direction you like. It's available in black or white.

Formulated without any parabens or sulfates, this balm cleanses your pores as it removes a full day of makeup. The added vitamin E and C leave your complexion glowing — and many reviewers raved about how it even gets rid of waterproof makeup.

Tired of seeing your greens go bad before you've had a chance to eat them? These liners absorb excess moisture to help keep them fresh. They're completely BPA-free, and you can easily trim them to fit your drawers — no matter how narrow they are.

I'm always wary about pouring harsh chemicals down my drain, which is why I keep a pack of snakes like these ones around — just in case. The spines on the sides latch onto stubborn debris to jostle it loose, and they're designed to work in any type of drain, no matter how big or small.

It doesn't matter whether your hair is curly, straight, or somewhere in-between — this clip can help you give yourself a trim when you can't make it to the salon. And if it looks a little familiar, that's probably because you saw Lori Greiner make a deal with the creator on Shark Tank.

As someone who has more dings on her car than she cares to admit, a scratch remover like this one is a must-have if you're too cheap for a new paint job. It's suitable for use on any color paint, and each order comes with a car-safe scrubber to buff away unsightly scratches.

With strong magnets on either end of these clips, it's easier than ever to keep your charging cables, headphones, or any other wire looking tidy. They're made from soft silicone that won't put any wear on your cables, and they're even dust-repellent.

With shades like oak, maple, cherry, walnut, and more, these markers and crayons make it easy to hide scratches on wooden furniture. The markers are permanent so you don't have to worry about them washing off, and one reviewer even raved that "my wife commented that she can't even tell there was damage."

Don't let food drippings fall to the floor of your oven — keep it clean with this protective liner. It's made from non-stick PTFE that's heat-resistant up to 500 degrees Fahrenheit, and it easily wipes clean with a damp cloth when dirty.

Prefer to keep your phone on the dashboard instead of in a cupholder? This mount not only adjusts to fit any type of smartphone, but it also stays firmly secured to your dash (no matter how many bumps you hit on the road).

Most headphones are too bulky to wear comfortably to bed — but not these ones. They also double as a sleep mask to help you drift off to sleep, and the rechargeable battery lasts for more than eight hours.

Hiking, running, lifting — no matter what you like to do to stay active, this wristband will keep your phone safe and out of the way. It's designed to work with nearly any brand of smartphone, and you can even rotate your phone 180 degrees so that it's easy to read while you're moving.

You don't need to head to the gym to tone your abs — just use this roller in the comfort of your own home. Each order also comes with a soft pad to keep your knees comfortable, and there's even a bonus resistance band to add difficulty once you've built up some muscle.

If you have a habit of nicking yourself when handling knives, these gloves are convenient. They're flexible so that you don't sacrifice dexterity for protection, and the palms are even waterproof for added durability — great for DIY projects, preparing meals, and more.

Need somewhere to keep your keys? This stylish one is the perfect size to keep in your bag. It's able to hold up to eight keys, and the top-grain leather combined with the stainless steel bolt gives it a classy appearance that makes it stand apart from the crowd.

Don't burn yourself grabbing hot things out of the microwave — just use these grippers to keep your hands cool. They're made from durable polyester, and you can even use them as trivets in a pinch. Each order comes with four.

Just slip these protectors onto your racks, and they'll keep your arms and hands guarded from accidental burns when you reach into the oven. They're made from BPA-free silicone that's heat-resistant up to 446 degrees Fahrenheit. Plus, you can even trim them to fit into toaster ovens.

Sometimes, angling your feet a certain way just feels more comfortable — so on days like those, break out this rocking foot rest. The rounded bottom makes it easy to adjust how your feet are angled, and it's filled with soft memory foam that contours to your feet.

No messy glues are required to put these fake eyelashes on — just use the included magnetic eyeliner, and the lashes will instantly stick to your lids without any fuss. Each order comes with six pairs of mink lashes, and the liner is even waterproof.

Keep one of these personal alarms in a first aid kit, or even loop it onto your keyring in case you ever need to be located in an emergency. It emits a sound that can alert people to where you are from up to 600 feet away, and the battery is even rechargeable via USB.

When toothpaste and mouthwash aren't enough, it's likely time to break out this tongue scraper. Made from medical-grade stainless steel, it gets your tongue extra-clean as it glides smoothly from back to front. It's rustproof and smoother than plastic scrapers — and the extra-wide head is large enough for any tongue.

When peels and serums won't get rid of your blackheads, this pore vacuum will likely get the job done. The suction is adjustable depending on how stubborn your blemish is (up to five levels), and each order comes with four interchangeable vacuum heads.

Exfoliate away old skin while stimulating blood circulation with this body brush. The canvas strap on the back helps you keep a firm grip, and the build-in nodes offer a massage while you wash. Plus, many reviewers found that it works well no matter whether it's dry or wet.

Why waste time chopping up veggies when you could just use this slicer? The interchangeable blades are made from stainless steel, and each order comes with six that let you cut ribbons, noodles, and more. It's made from ABS plastic, and it's also BPA-free.

It's always important to stay hydrated throughout the day, and this water bottle keeps you motivated with fun timestamps printed along its body. It's able to hold up to 1 full gallon of water, and there are tons of fun colors to choose from: blue, purple, green, and more.

Do you have uncomfortable chafe between your legs? Just give any irritated areas of skin a few swipes of this balm. Application is way smoother (and cleaner) than using creams or powders, and it lets your skin breathe so that your pores don't clog. It's made from plant-derived ingredients, and it's even vegan.

Slap one of these puck lights anywhere in your home to add some quick illumination: closets, workbenches, cabinets, and more. The built-in motion sensors mean they'll turn on and off automatically, and the included adhesives makes installation a breeze.

Do you have a stray pimple that's popped up? Just cover it with one of these patches. Each one is laced with hydrocolloid dressing to help absorb it — and since they're larger than many other acne patches, they can cover multiple blemishes at once.

Formulated without synthetic fragrances, this detangling spray conditions your strands using a blend of shea butter, argan oil, and jojoba protein. Quinoa extract leaves your hair feeling extra-soft, and the vanilla scent is absolutely adored by reviewers.

Not only does it come in too many colors to list, but this bath mat is also backed with the Gorilla Grip-brand non-slip bottom. The high-pile cushions and dries off wet feet as you step out of the shower, and hundreds of reviewers wrote about how it's "soft and absorbent."

Soy wax produces less soot than paraffin, which means this candle is gentle on the environment compared to others. The packaging is 100% recyclable — but the best part is that you get to choose from scents like candy cane, fall honey, fresh spring grass, coffee shop, and more.