Valentine's Day

60 Valentine’s Day Instagram Captions To Post If You’re Single

#34 is too real.

by Jessica Booth, Lexi Inks and Carolyn Steber
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Captions to post on Instagram when you're single on Valentine's Day.
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Valentine’s Day is a lot of fun when you’re in a loving relationship. But when you’re single? Not so much. If you’re spending the day alone it can be tough to watch as couples go out to dinner, hold hands, and share cute posts on social media. That is until you realize the day is about you, too.

While Valentine’s Day may highlight romantic love, candlelit dinners, and cute dates, it’s also a good excuse to celebrate yourself. There are a lot of Valentine's Day Instagram captions to share that perfectly capture the joy of being single, including the fact you don’t have to share a bed.

If you want to joke about being single on Feb. 14, then you might be in the mood for a jokey caption. There are also plenty of powerful posts to share about being in your “independent era” and embracing your freedom. If you’re feeling a bit down after a breakup or genuinely bummed that you don’t have a date, there are captions for that, too.

No matter how you feel about Valentine’s Day, use one of the captions below for any picture you post on IG, whether it’s a mirror selfie, a pic with your dog, or a group shot with your BFFs. All of your fellow single friends will definitely appreciate the candidness, and it’ll help you embrace the day with a fresh perspective.

1I am constantly torn between "I don't need anyone" and "Hey you, please fall in love with me."

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2Happy Valentine's Day to the couple who always welcomes me as a third wheel.

3How am I spending this Valentine’s Day? Sleeping peacefully, knowing no one can steal the covers from me.

4Let's celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine's Day.

5I may be single, but at least I don’t have a joint Facebook account.

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6Just remember that being alone on Valentine's Day is no different than any other day of your life.

7My favorite thing about being single on Valentine's Day is getting all the wine to myself.

8“Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.” — Jorge Luis Borges

9Happy Valentine's Day to myself. I love you.

10"My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude." — Warsan Shire

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11"I don’t need Prince Charming to have my own happy ending." — Katy Perry

12Some people say Valentine’s Day is SAD... I like to call it Singles Awareness Day.

13"I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well. Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one." — Emily Heller

14Roses are red, violets are blue. I am so happy since I got rid of you!

15Being single on Valentine’s Day is fine when you’re a pet parent because you know you can’t even use the restroom alone.

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16Everyone's posting all these anti-Valentine's Day pics and I'm just over thinking about how candy is 50% off tomorrow.

17"I never found a companion that was so companionable as solitude." — Henry David Thoreau

18"I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself." — Mike Wazowski, Monsters, Inc.

19Happy Valentine’s Day to my new boyfriend! His name is José. José Cuervo.

20"I don't like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone." — Delta Burke

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21"Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility." — Michael Douglas

22"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." – Oscar Wilde

23To all my friends who are committed, Happy Valentine’s Day… and to all my friends who are single, Happy Independence Day.

24"I needed to lose you to love me." — Selena Gomez

25Happy Valentine’s Day! The best kind of love is self-love. Don’t forget to love yourself first today.

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26“I call it being self-partnered.” — Emma Watson

27“I’m not alone! I’m with myself. And myself is fabulous.” — Eva Longoria

28Happy Drink Wine & Eat Chocolate Day!

29“If you really are going to be a happy single, you have to stop treating being single as the annoying time that you pass between relationships and embrace it. Rather than focusing on what you lack, focus on what you have: You.” — Natalie Lue

30“Single and fabulous. Exclamation point.” — Carrie Bradshaw

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31BRB, taking my dog on a date.

32“I don't need anyone to take care of all my needs and desires. I can take care of them myself now.” — Mindy Kaling

33Love is in the air today! *sprays Lysol*

34Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

35"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress." — Kiera Cass

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36"I love being single. It’s almost like being rich." — Sue Grafton

37“You alone are enough. You have nothing to prove to anybody.” — Maya Angelou

38Spending this Valentine's Day with my favorite person: myself.

39The day a partner makes me happier than pizza will be the day I celebrate Valentine’s Day.

40I finally found someone who annoys me the least: me. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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41“Valentine’s Day is for couples. Us singles have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!” — Unknown

42“S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loyal, and Enlightened.” — Unknown

43My date tonight is my Uber driver. He gets me.

44“I like being single. I’m always there when I need me.” — Art Leo

45Today is all about me, myself, and I.

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46“Discover why you’re important, then refuse to settle for anyone who doesn’t completely agree.” — Fisher Amelie

47I'm not single. I'm in a long-distance relationship because my partner lives in the future.

48“I'm single because I was born that way.” — Mae West

49Love the wine you’re with.

50"If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?" — RuPaul

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51I get to spend Valentine’s Day with my true love: me.

52Stop asking why I’m still single. I don’t ask why you’re still married.

53Independent era.

54"No, I like you very much. Just as you are." Bridget Jones's Diary

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55Reminder to buy yourself candy tomorrow!

56I followed my heart and it led me back home.

57Better solo.

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58Can't wait to spend Valentine's Day with my boyfriends — Ben & Jerry.

59I’m in a relationship with my bed and we’re very happy together.

60Single and not looking. Happy Valentine's Day to me.

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